so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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