So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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