Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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