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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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