I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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