i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Holy shit dude........stairs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
