talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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