Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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