I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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