like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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