just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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