talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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