Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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