You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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