I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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