Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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accomplished twins. life is a go
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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