i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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