Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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