How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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