His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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