hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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