Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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