I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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