If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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