absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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