It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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