god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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