with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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