The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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