carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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