So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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