I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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