I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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