I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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