their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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