i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
try to milk me bitch
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