Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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