weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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