i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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