brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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