What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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