Banned from zoo.
Again?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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