i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
