What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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