did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wish you could order shots online.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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