try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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