ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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