why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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