Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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