forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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