Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The pigeons can smell the fear
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me