If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants