Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am naked and annoyed.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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