theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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