Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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