ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
